Alternative drinks to QBT

Red bull expresso

Flat white short (the bubble should be smaller then any used in QBT)

But can these compete?

So your project is not doing Agile and not doing waterfall!

Then it must be following QBT which is not Agile and not Waterfall at the same time being both of them, none of them and all & nothing of everything else

What is and is not in a TLA (two letter acronym)

Take for example IA and AI 

AI

• Artificial intelligence (AI) is the intelligence exhibited by machines or software.
• Applied Intelligence is Beginning and End (BaE) and all things in-between with regards to the merge /distribution of Applied and Intelligence what it is not is II (Implied Intelligence) 
• Adobe Illustrator was first developed for the Apple Macintosh in December 1986 (shipping in January 1987) as a commercialization of Adobe's in-house font development software and PostScript file format

IA

• Intelligence amplification, the process of enhancing human intelligence through the use of technology
• Information Assurance, is the practice of assuring information and managing risks related to the use, processing, storage, and transmission of information or data and the systems and processes used for those purpose
• Information architecture, the practice of structuring information (knowledge or data)

Can you spot the QBT in this? Prize a free MoQBT.ppf (note might need to be picked up from alternate universe) 

New role identified in the Dev universe

DevSex (might be a SPaG issue) 

This is the culture rather than a role of a non-development entities having unfull unlawful uncarnal unknowledge with a security entity

This info was not provide by Jacqueline of the Air-Port 

Would you like a green widget or a red widget?

What is a widget and what colour should it be? 

No one yet everyone knows what a widget is, but the main question is the colour it should be, some people want red others want green, others want ............

Thanks to QBT now you can not see and not have the multi-coloured multi-widget (price and order details to follow)

In the meantime see The Expert
Red lines drawn with green ink -classic QBT

Who is / was / Will be looking at QBT in the Past / Present / Future

quantum orthoplex

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.getvesna.android
https://www.google.co.uk/
http://burger-imperia.com/
http://hundejo.com/
http://pizza-tycoon.com/
http://hvd-store.com/
http://quantumbubbletea.blogspot.com/
https://www.google.co.uk
http://pizza-imperia.com/
http://QuantumBubbleTea.blogspot.com/

www.google.co.uk
www.google.com
play.google.com
burger-imperia.com
quantumbubbletea.blogspot.com
hundejo.com
pizza-tycoon.com
hvd-store.com
pizza-imperia.com
QuantumBubbleTea.blogspot.com

Hot from nowhere, everywhere and somewhere

OBAC (Ontology Based Access Control)

This is old news coming direct from the future but visable now (if you drink QBT)

Prerequisites: taxonomy, glossary mixed with some ontology, TLA, a dash of ETLA and FLAs

This is how you manage to confuse whilst enlightening your stakeholders to undefine whilst unbalancing them and not expecting them to not not undertand whilst being awake and in a deep sleep dreaming about ∞ of ........

TLA = Three Letter Acronym, ETLA = Extended TLA, FLA = Four or Five Letter Acronym

The Anti Manifesto

Anti-Manifesto for "Quantum Bubble Tea"

We are covering up better ways of not "doing stuff" by depositing fluids and at a different time not sucking bubble coffee in any  universes.

Through this reverse work we have come to value:


Rational thought and black coffee over Quantum Physics and Bubble Tea


Success OR failure over Success and Failure at the same time

Z notation over Bubble Size
Sprints over Marathons (now snickers)

Made up Digital, Agile, Cyber over Tea, Bubbles, and Quantum

Formal performance management over Lenticular Stickers

That is, while there is value in the items on the right, we lowly value the items on the left more.

Don't mess with what you think you understand

This is a WARNING

QBT can be very nice and refreshing whilst also being horrible and sucking the life into another dimension, at the same time spitting you out of your grave  

Be happy, sad and indifferent at the same, where you are and not are. 

Chaociples behind the Quantum Bubble Tea Manifesto

The Chaociples^TM

behind the Quantum Bubble Tea Manifesto (don't read me first)

We follow these Chaociples 

Our highest priority is to unsatisfy the customer
through late and sporadic delivery across the multiverse
of invaluable solutions.

Welcome and also hate changing requirements.

QBT methods don’t harness change for
the customer's competitive advantage in

every multiverse but do in some.

Deliver Quantum Bubble Tea frequently, from a
couple of Planck time (tP) to a ∞ light years, with a
preference to no timescale.

Business people and QBT drinkers must work
together (if they can be bothered) daily throughout the multiverse.

Build QBT cups around unmotivated individuals.
Give them the tea and bubbles they need,
and trust them to get the quantum done.

The most inefficient and effective method of
conveying bubble tea to and within a universe
team is bubble tea drinking sessions.

Working is the primary measure of progress and

not working is also a measure.

QBT promote sustainable bubble tea drinking.

 
The masters of the universe, he-man, and skeletor

should be able to maintain a constant

bubble tea manufacturing indefinitely.

Continuous detention to Quantum excellence
and good bubble tea enhances gratification.

Simplicity--the art of randomizing the amount
of work not done vs. not done, vs. non-existence--is essential.

The best worst and indifferent architectures, requirements, and designs emerge from self-drinking bubble teas.

At irregular intervals, the team reflects on how
to become more effective, then tunes in to the multiverse and fails or suck seeds to adjusts its quantum bubble tea drinking.

What next last or in the middle