Saturday, February 6, 2016

Is there, was there, will there be any other methodology than QBT

NO whilst Yes Whilst MAYBE

Is there, was there will there be any, all none of the following:- 

  • FrAgile (Fake Agile of F%^& up Agile)
  • WAgile (Waterfall Agile)
  • AiNO (Agile in Name Only)
  • PiNO (Prince in Name Only) 
  • PMBoK (Project Management Body of Knowledge or PM B0110x)
  • SCuM (Senseless Clueless underhand Management)
  • RigidSphere (Right I Get I dummies Spending Pounds Right Earner)
  • MtSmP (Managing to Spend millions of Pounds)
  • ADDwC (Agile Digital Delivery with Cyber)
  • QBT (Quick Beat Time)
  • Lean (what you do with a ladder and a wall)
  • KanBan (Kim ANd Bum All Natural)
  • SA (Scalable Agile)
  • DAD (Disciples of Agile Delivery)
  • LeSS (Large Scale SCuM (See above for SCuM))
  • MoRE (Moore's Law Really Experimental)
  • JIT (Just Information Technology (don't involve the business))
  • JFDI (Just For Dummies Institute) 
  • M_o_R (Mismanagement of Risk) 
  • MCAD (Madeup Cyber Agile Digital) 
  • CHAMPs (Change Helps Agile Managers Perform)
  • ITIF (In Time It Fails)
  • KoBIT (Knowledge of Broken IT)
  • DSDM (Dont Swear at the Dungeon Master) 
  • OPT (One Person Thoughts, or Open Performance Treaty, or Only Purple Truth)


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    1. Why deleted or do they just not existing in this time / space

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  3. This should be (Right I Get Investment Dummies Spending Pounds, Right Earner) not (Right I Get I Dummies Spending Pounds Right Earner)

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  4. SWiFT (Senior Witch-hunt Inquisition Team)
    FRoMP (FrAgile RigidSphere MtSmP Programme
    Which come from comments on This blog

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