Manifesto for "Quantum Bubble Tea"tm
DRAFT/FINAL version (read me last)
We are uncovering better ways of "doing stuff"tm by drinking and at the same time not drinking bubble tea in ∞ (infinite) universes.
Through this work we have come to value:
Quantum Physics and Bubble Tea over rational thought and black coffee
Success and Failure at the same time over success OR failure
Bubble Size over Z notation /ˈzɛd/
Marathons (now snickers) over Sprints
Tea, Bubbles, and Quantum over made up Digital, Agile, Cyber
Lenticular Stickers over formal performance management.
That is, while there is no value in the items on the right, we highly value the items on the left less.
(c) ∞ in the past - NOW - ∞ in the future in all and none ∞ universes
Updated or not in the past 15/05/2015
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Dont read me next your going the wrong way
Updated or not in the past 15/05/2015
Get quatified
Dont read me next your going the wrong way
How did you manage to get it?
ReplyDeleteCommander N took up the challange and drank enough bubble tea to enter another universe and get it, there does seem to be some things that change when jumping though. He had a skinhead and goatie beard before he jumbed now he has a quiff and no beard
ReplyDeleteHate, whilst loving, whilst can't be bothered "Marathons (now snickers) over Sprints"
ReplyDeleteUnrulely rules horrible Chaociples
ReplyDeleteI will never visit this or any other universe now never past or future
ReplyDeleteOopps deliberately did not visit nor post on this page
ReplyDeleteLets loop to the anti-anti manifesto
ReplyDeleteIt seems that in some universes that it is better to be Agile and deliver nothing rather than deliver something and being rigid, I have always used Pond rather than waterfall and delivered whilst not delivering following this
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