The Anti Manifesto

Anti-Manifesto for "Quantum Bubble Tea"

We are covering up better ways of not "doing stuff" by depositing fluids and at a different time not sucking bubble coffee in any  universes.

Through this reverse work we have come to value:


Rational thought and black coffee over Quantum Physics and Bubble Tea


Success OR failure over Success and Failure at the same time

Z notation over Bubble Size
Sprints over Marathons (now snickers)

Made up Digital, Agile, Cyber over Tea, Bubbles, and Quantum

Formal performance management over Lenticular Stickers

That is, while there is value in the items on the right, we lowly value the items on the left more.