Who is / was / Will be looking at QBT in the Past / Present / Future

quantum orthoplex

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.getvesna.android
https://www.google.co.uk/
http://burger-imperia.com/
http://hundejo.com/
http://pizza-tycoon.com/
http://hvd-store.com/
http://quantumbubbletea.blogspot.com/
https://www.google.co.uk
http://pizza-imperia.com/
http://QuantumBubbleTea.blogspot.com/

www.google.co.uk
www.google.com
play.google.com
burger-imperia.com
quantumbubbletea.blogspot.com
hundejo.com
pizza-tycoon.com
hvd-store.com
pizza-imperia.com
QuantumBubbleTea.blogspot.com

Hot from nowhere, everywhere and somewhere

OBAC (Ontology Based Access Control)

This is old news coming direct from the future but visable now (if you drink QBT)

Prerequisites: taxonomy, glossary mixed with some ontology, TLA, a dash of ETLA and FLAs

This is how you manage to confuse whilst enlightening your stakeholders to undefine whilst unbalancing them and not expecting them to not not undertand whilst being awake and in a deep sleep dreaming about ∞ of ........

TLA = Three Letter Acronym, ETLA = Extended TLA, FLA = Four or Five Letter Acronym

The Anti Manifesto

Anti-Manifesto for "Quantum Bubble Tea"

We are covering up better ways of not "doing stuff" by depositing fluids and at a different time not sucking bubble coffee in any  universes.

Through this reverse work we have come to value:


Rational thought and black coffee over Quantum Physics and Bubble Tea


Success OR failure over Success and Failure at the same time

Z notation over Bubble Size
Sprints over Marathons (now snickers)

Made up Digital, Agile, Cyber over Tea, Bubbles, and Quantum

Formal performance management over Lenticular Stickers

That is, while there is value in the items on the right, we lowly value the items on the left more.

Don't mess with what you think you understand

This is a WARNING

QBT can be very nice and refreshing whilst also being horrible and sucking the life into another dimension, at the same time spitting you out of your grave  

Be happy, sad and indifferent at the same, where you are and not are. 

Chaociples behind the Quantum Bubble Tea Manifesto

The Chaociples^TM

behind the Quantum Bubble Tea Manifesto (don't read me first)

We follow these Chaociples 

Our highest priority is to unsatisfy the customer
through late and sporadic delivery across the multiverse
of invaluable solutions.

Welcome and also hate changing requirements.

QBT methods don’t harness change for
the customer's competitive advantage in

every multiverse but do in some.

Deliver Quantum Bubble Tea frequently, from a
couple of Planck time (tP) to a ∞ light years, with a
preference to no timescale.

Business people and QBT drinkers must work
together (if they can be bothered) daily throughout the multiverse.

Build QBT cups around unmotivated individuals.
Give them the tea and bubbles they need,
and trust them to get the quantum done.

The most inefficient and effective method of
conveying bubble tea to and within a universe
team is bubble tea drinking sessions.

Working is the primary measure of progress and

not working is also a measure.

QBT promote sustainable bubble tea drinking.

 
The masters of the universe, he-man, and skeletor

should be able to maintain a constant

bubble tea manufacturing indefinitely.

Continuous detention to Quantum excellence
and good bubble tea enhances gratification.

Simplicity--the art of randomizing the amount
of work not done vs. not done, vs. non-existence--is essential.

The best worst and indifferent architectures, requirements, and designs emerge from self-drinking bubble teas.

At irregular intervals, the team reflects on how
to become more effective, then tunes in to the multiverse and fails or suck seeds to adjusts its quantum bubble tea drinking.

What next last or in the middle

Epistaxis pandemic might not be caused by size of bubbles in QBT

There have been no rumors to disconnent the Epistaxis pandemic in all ways with QBT

Help needed!

Do you know and would not recommend any Cross Pandemic Architects (CPA)?

The Evil Rev (might be a masters of the universe character) has not infered whilst being and not being in a non QBT drinking establishment that QBT is completly responsible at the same time as being irrisponsible(looks like we still have some SPAG issues) irresponsible for the Epixtaxis breakin

Can a CPA (not a CESG Assured Product but a Cross Pandemic Architects) help?

orthoplex-cube-simplex

I have unapplied Polytopes hypercells reapplied demihypercube divided by the Hypersphere over ∞

So now the post are in the incorrect order 

From Trendy to Dimensional Support Structures.

I caught the tail end of a sentence from some hipster Channel 4 presenter last night, but heard very clearly the three letters QBT at the end of it. With my interested freshly ignited I googled ‘Channel 4 QBT’ and behold they are indeed talking about QBT!!!! Not only this but they are also trending #QBT. However what do we expect from corporate giants with nothing better to do then rip off the next best idea. More interestingly was another hit a few lines down QBT Scaffolding. Its not a concept I had considered, but yes if we are going down the route of cross dimensional concepts. Then we clearly need to incorporate a support structure………..well done that man.

Winner winner chicken dinner

Loser loser Turkey breakfast

Requirements for QBT-Search

Can anyone out there in the whole QBT multiverse (or even in the fifth dimension is a hypothetical extra dimension beyond the usual three spatial dimensions and one time dimension of Relativity) say if there was is or well be a search engine around QBT