Sunday, August 1, 2010

Gossip Flash

Greek Exit avoided thanks to QBT 

After a mass exercise to get every greek in the universe to simultaneously drink quantum bubble tea whilst cutting up all debit and credit cards the GrExit was avoided 

Warning possible side effects 

It seems the Greek avoiding the exit upset the Germans, the IMF and the ECB (still not sure why the English Cricket Board were upset). The Germans decide to have a go at fixing the Greeks by simultaneously drink quantum bubble tea whilst printing a load of dracmar but due to a SPaG in a well known translation site they quantenblasenbaum (which seems to be tree rather than tea) which has cased them to DeExit themselves

1 comment:

  1. What did EMF have to do with it?
    The things, you say,
    Your purple prose just gives you away.
    The things, you say,
    You're unbelievable.
    Oops sorry IMF not the same thing

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