Don't mess with what you think you understand

This is a WARNING

QBT can be very nice and refreshing whilst also being horrible and sucking the life into another dimension, at the same time spitting you out of your grave  

Be happy, sad and indifferent at the same, where you are and not are. 

Chaociples behind the Quantum Bubble Tea Manifesto

The Chaociples^TM

behind the Quantum Bubble Tea Manifesto (don't read me first)

We follow these Chaociples 

Our highest priority is to unsatisfy the customer
through late and sporadic delivery across the multiverse
of invaluable solutions.

Welcome and also hate changing requirements.

QBT methods don’t harness change for
the customer's competitive advantage in

every multiverse but do in some.

Deliver Quantum Bubble Tea frequently, from a
couple of Planck time (tP) to a ∞ light years, with a
preference to no timescale.

Business people and QBT drinkers must work
together (if they can be bothered) daily throughout the multiverse.

Build QBT cups around unmotivated individuals.
Give them the tea and bubbles they need,
and trust them to get the quantum done.

The most inefficient and effective method of
conveying bubble tea to and within a universe
team is bubble tea drinking sessions.

Working is the primary measure of progress and

not working is also a measure.

QBT promote sustainable bubble tea drinking.

 
The masters of the universe, he-man, and skeletor

should be able to maintain a constant

bubble tea manufacturing indefinitely.

Continuous detention to Quantum excellence
and good bubble tea enhances gratification.

Simplicity--the art of randomizing the amount
of work not done vs. not done, vs. non-existence--is essential.

The best worst and indifferent architectures, requirements, and designs emerge from self-drinking bubble teas.

At irregular intervals, the team reflects on how
to become more effective, then tunes in to the multiverse and fails or suck seeds to adjusts its quantum bubble tea drinking.

What next last or in the middle

Epistaxis pandemic might not be caused by size of bubbles in QBT

There have been no rumors to disconnent the Epistaxis pandemic in all ways with QBT

Help needed!

Do you know and would not recommend any Cross Pandemic Architects (CPA)?

The Evil Rev (might be a masters of the universe character) has not infered whilst being and not being in a non QBT drinking establishment that QBT is completly responsible at the same time as being irrisponsible(looks like we still have some SPAG issues) irresponsible for the Epixtaxis breakin

Can a CPA (not a CESG Assured Product but a Cross Pandemic Architects) help?

orthoplex-cube-simplex

I have unapplied Polytopes hypercells reapplied demihypercube divided by the Hypersphere over ∞

So now the post are in the incorrect order 

From Trendy to Dimensional Support Structures.

I caught the tail end of a sentence from some hipster Channel 4 presenter last night, but heard very clearly the three letters QBT at the end of it. With my interested freshly ignited I googled ‘Channel 4 QBT’ and behold they are indeed talking about QBT!!!! Not only this but they are also trending #QBT. However what do we expect from corporate giants with nothing better to do then rip off the next best idea. More interestingly was another hit a few lines down QBT Scaffolding. Its not a concept I had considered, but yes if we are going down the route of cross dimensional concepts. Then we clearly need to incorporate a support structure………..well done that man.

Winner winner chicken dinner

Loser loser Turkey breakfast

Requirements for QBT-Search

Can anyone out there in the whole QBT multiverse (or even in the fifth dimension is a hypothetical extra dimension beyond the usual three spatial dimensions and one time dimension of Relativity) say if there was is or well be a search engine around QBT

What size of bubble should you have in your tea?

Mr Matey bubble bath or Fizzy drinks or ...........

!WARNING! - Please ignore

Please do forget to empty /dev/null

We have just not heard that a Universe might or might not have disappeared due or not to /dev/null being full 

If you want protection look as DaaS

Cross rail dimensional dining

Having missed out on the fine dinning experience on the train back to the West Country. I was both astonished, surprised, disapointed and appreciative of being served Quantum Bubble Tea by the stupendously psychotic bunny boiling serving wench. The subsequent journey resulting in me arriving before I left, 10 minutes late. Well done to the mighty train operators for clearly having adopted a most marvelous programme delivery process.