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Thursday, November 21, 1996

Epistaxis pandemic might not be caused by size of bubbles in QBT

There have been no rumors to disconnent the Epistaxis pandemic in all ways with QBT

Help needed!

Do you know and would not recommend any Cross Pandemic Architects (CPA)?

The Evil Rev (might be a masters of the universe character) has not infered whilst being and not being in a non QBT drinking establishment that QBT is completly responsible at the same time as being irrisponsible(looks like we still have some SPAG issues) irresponsible for the Epixtaxis breakin

Can a CPA (not a CESG Assured Product but a Cross Pandemic Architects) help?



Thursday, January 19, 1995

orthoplex-cube-simplex

I have unapplied Polytopes hypercells reapplied demihypercube divided by the Hypersphere over ∞

So now the post are in the incorrect order 

Sunday, August 21, 1994

From Trendy to Dimensional Support Structures.

I caught the tail end of a sentence from some hipster Channel 4 presenter last night, but heard very clearly the three letters QBT at the end of it. With my interested freshly ignited I googled ‘Channel 4 QBT’ and behold they are indeed talking about QBT!!!! Not only this but they are also trending #QBT. However what do we expect from corporate giants with nothing better to do then rip off the next best idea. More interestingly was another hit a few lines down QBT Scaffolding. Its not a concept I had considered, but yes if we are going down the route of cross dimensional concepts. Then we clearly need to incorporate a support structure………..well done that man.

Wednesday, September 29, 1993

Thursday, December 31, 1992

Requirements for QBT-Search

Can anyone out there in the whole QBT multiverse (or even in the fifth dimension is a hypothetical extra dimension beyond the usual three spatial dimensions and one time dimension of Relativity) say if there was is or well be a search engine around QBT

Tuesday, July 30, 1991

Saturday, July 14, 1990

!WARNING! - Please ignore

Please do forget to empty /dev/null

We have just not heard that a Universe might or might not have disappeared due or not to /dev/null being full 


If you want protection look as DaaS

Monday, May 15, 1989

Cross rail dimensional dining

Having missed out on the fine dinning experience on the train back to the West Country. I was both astonished, surprised, disapointed and appreciative of being served Quantum Bubble Tea by the stupendously psychotic bunny boiling serving wench. The subsequent journey resulting in me arriving before I left, 10 minutes late. Well done to the mighty train operators for clearly having adopted a most marvelous programme delivery process.

Sunday, August 7, 1988

Predictive Monitor

QBT is looking to address Predictive Monitoring - to monitor what you expect the requirement is was and has been, so that you monitor everything and nothing and all points in between at the same time

Thoughts / comments etc.

UPDATE: it seems that we have a time travelling user that has been picked up by Predictive Monitoring the user was causing login / logout success and failure from, France, Sussex, London, Yatch of Gibralter and London (near tower bridge) all at the sametime


This might be a pro as well as a con for ∞SignOntm

Thursday, January 1, 1987

How to ensure you next programme / project never fails

Use Quantum Bubble Tea methodology and follow the manifesto (not yet available in this universe) as  "Your project / programme will be a success in another universe"