Predictive Monitor

QBT is looking to address Predictive Monitoring - to monitor what you expect the requirement is was and has been, so that you monitor everything and nothing and all points in between at the same time

Thoughts / comments etc.

UPDATE: it seems that we have a time travelling user that has been picked up by Predictive Monitoring the user was causing login / logout success and failure from, France, Sussex, London, Yatch of Gibralter and London (near tower bridge) all at the sametime


This might be a pro as well as a con for ∞SignOn^tm

How to ensure you next programme / project never fails

Use Quantum Bubble Tea methodology and follow the manifesto (not yet available in this universe) as  "Your project / programme will be a success in another universe"

New tag line

QBT eternally right as we are never wrong

GRC is dead - why has it not been buried?

Goverance Risk and Compliance or Gumpy Real Complacency

Dead and buried in most universes but I guess it has to be alive as well somewhere by why this universe? 

Would it be better if is was not also non-alive and non-dead? 

Thoughts? 

Everything that's wrong is also right: QBT

Excellent comment from our co-founder Commander N based on the old QED? 

QED = quod erat demonstrandum

QBT = Quantum bullæ Tea

It has started and it has not started and it is somewhere between at the same time in different universe

Is this the start or the end to the 

Quantum Bubble Tea – Manifesto?

Commander N has recoved from his universe jump we think, no we don't

"There is no methodology worth following, which prescribes that it should be followed. QBT embodies this principle to both its logical and illogical conclusion. One can never be wholly wrong or right, we are all both at the same time. We must leave the physical universe and join the fizzical universe! From small gaseous emissions, profound explosions may follow. Do not waste hot air, use it to grow your bubbles." Commander N

Tip to never fail always succeed

Set your goals for a date that does not exist.

I.e. in this universe 31st September

Applying QBT to football

So this is how Messi does it by the power of QBT

Barcelona forward Lionel Messi is "a player from another dimension", according to the club's manager Luis Enrique.

Update from Rob

'Outside of our own universe lies a different universe and in that universe Zayn is still in One Direction': Stephen Hawking appears as a hologram at Sydney Opera House... and brings hope to millions of girl pop fans

• The legendary physicist was speaking at the Sydney Opera House 
• He appeared as a 3D hologram from Cambridge University in the UK 
• The question was what effect Zayn Malik leaving One Direction would have
• Professor Hawking tackled the conundrum and had a perfect explanation  
• He joked that in another different universe 'Zayn is still in One Direction' 

Cryptic message for another verse

Do you have the solution to milk essense?
Need a spirt level made of Quantum Bubble Tea (but only a single bubble will do)...........more to follow..............

Can anyone not out there shed no light (dark matter) on this?