Winner winner chicken dinner

Loser loser Turkey breakfast

Requirements for QBT-Search

Can anyone out there in the whole QBT multiverse (or even in the fifth dimension is a hypothetical extra dimension beyond the usual three spatial dimensions and one time dimension of Relativity) say if there was is or well be a search engine around QBT

What size of bubble should you have in your tea?

Mr Matey bubble bath or Fizzy drinks or ...........

!WARNING! - Please ignore

Please do forget to empty /dev/null

We have just not heard that a Universe might or might not have disappeared due or not to /dev/null being full 

If you want protection look as DaaS

Cross rail dimensional dining

Having missed out on the fine dinning experience on the train back to the West Country. I was both astonished, surprised, disapointed and appreciative of being served Quantum Bubble Tea by the stupendously psychotic bunny boiling serving wench. The subsequent journey resulting in me arriving before I left, 10 minutes late. Well done to the mighty train operators for clearly having adopted a most marvelous programme delivery process.

Predictive Monitor

QBT is looking to address Predictive Monitoring - to monitor what you expect the requirement is was and has been, so that you monitor everything and nothing and all points in between at the same time

Thoughts / comments etc.

UPDATE: it seems that we have a time travelling user that has been picked up by Predictive Monitoring the user was causing login / logout success and failure from, France, Sussex, London, Yatch of Gibralter and London (near tower bridge) all at the sametime


This might be a pro as well as a con for ∞SignOn^tm

How to ensure you next programme / project never fails

Use Quantum Bubble Tea methodology and follow the manifesto (not yet available in this universe) as  "Your project / programme will be a success in another universe"

New tag line

QBT eternally right as we are never wrong

GRC is dead - why has it not been buried?

Goverance Risk and Compliance or Gumpy Real Complacency

Dead and buried in most universes but I guess it has to be alive as well somewhere by why this universe? 

Would it be better if is was not also non-alive and non-dead? 

Thoughts? 

Everything that's wrong is also right: QBT

Excellent comment from our co-founder Commander N based on the old QED? 

QED = quod erat demonstrandum

QBT = Quantum bullæ Tea