∞

Tuesday, July 30, 1991

Saturday, July 14, 1990

!WARNING! - Please ignore

Please do forget to empty /dev/null

We have just not heard that a Universe might or might not have disappeared due or not to /dev/null being full 


If you want protection look as DaaS

Monday, May 15, 1989

Cross rail dimensional dining

Having missed out on the fine dinning experience on the train back to the West Country. I was both astonished, surprised, disapointed and appreciative of being served Quantum Bubble Tea by the stupendously psychotic bunny boiling serving wench. The subsequent journey resulting in me arriving before I left, 10 minutes late. Well done to the mighty train operators for clearly having adopted a most marvelous programme delivery process.

Sunday, August 7, 1988

Predictive Monitor

QBT is looking to address Predictive Monitoring - to monitor what you expect the requirement is was and has been, so that you monitor everything and nothing and all points in between at the same time

Thoughts / comments etc.

UPDATE: it seems that we have a time travelling user that has been picked up by Predictive Monitoring the user was causing login / logout success and failure from, France, Sussex, London, Yatch of Gibralter and London (near tower bridge) all at the sametime


This might be a pro as well as a con for ∞SignOntm

Thursday, January 1, 1987

How to ensure you next programme / project never fails

Use Quantum Bubble Tea methodology and follow the manifesto (not yet available in this universe) as  "Your project / programme will be a success in another universe"

Wednesday, December 31, 1986

Wednesday, December 25, 1985

GRC is dead - why has it not been buried?

Goverance Risk and Compliance or Gumpy Real Complacency

Dead and buried in most universes but I guess it has to be alive as well somewhere by why this universe? 

Would it be better if is was not also non-alive and non-dead? 

Thoughts? 

Saturday, September 1, 1984

Everything that's wrong is also right: QBT

Excellent comment from our co-founder Commander N based on the old QED? 


QED = quod erat demonstrandum

QBT = Quantum bullæ Tea

Saturday, April 30, 1983

It has started and it has not started and it is somewhere between at the same time in different universe

Is this the start or the end to the 

Friday, November 5, 1982

Commander N has recoved from his universe jump we think, no we don't

"There is no methodology worth following, which prescribes that it should be followed. QBT embodies this principle to both its logical and illogical conclusion. One can never be wholly wrong or right, we are all both at the same time. We must leave the physical universe and join the fizzical universe! From small gaseous emissions, profound explosions may follow. Do not waste hot air, use it to grow your bubbles." Commander N