Greek Exit avoided thanks to QBT
After a mass exercise to get every greek in the universe to simultaneously drink quantum bubble tea whilst cutting up all debit and credit cards the GrExit was avoided
Warning possible side effects
It seems the Greek avoiding the exit upset the Germans, the IMF and the ECB (still not sure why the English Cricket Board were upset). The Germans decide to have a go at fixing the Greeks by simultaneously drink quantum bubble tea whilst printing a load of dracmar but due to a SPaG in a well known translation site they quantenblasenbaum (which seems to be tree rather than tea) which has cased them to DeExit themselves
