Quantum Bubble Tea - The Home ( and away) for the Quantum Bubble Tea Manifesto
Friday, December 31, 1999
Hot from nowhere, everywhere and somewhere
OBAC (Ontology Based Access Control)
This is old news coming direct from the future but visable now (if you drink QBT)
Prerequisites: taxonomy, glossary mixed with some ontology, TLA, a dash of ETLA and FLAs
This is how you manage to confuse whilst enlightening your stakeholders to undefine whilst unbalancing them and not expecting them to not not undertand whilst being awake and in a deep sleep dreaming about ∞ of ........TLA = Three Letter Acronym, ETLA = Extended TLA, FLA = Four or Five Letter Acronym
Wednesday, June 30, 1999
The Anti Manifesto
Anti-Manifesto for "Quantum Bubble Tea"
We are covering up better ways of not "doing stuff" by depositing fluids and at a different time not sucking bubble coffee in any universes.
Through this reverse work we have come to value:
Rational thought and black coffee over Quantum Physics and Bubble Tea
Success OR failure over Success and Failure at the same time
Z notation over Bubble Size
Sprints over Marathons (now snickers)
Made up Digital, Agile, Cyber over Tea, Bubbles, and Quantum
Formal performance management over Lenticular Stickers
That is, while there is value in the items on the right, we lowly value the items on the left more.
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