Monday, February 15, 2016

Loving whlist hating the UltraMega Court

What is and is not in a name, title and signature? 

I just did not see whilst reading an inter-QBT email from a Judge of the Ultra MegaCourt which ended

"Yours in time and IT Hyperspace

Past - Al Was-all QT (Quick Tea)
Present  - anything and everything in between
Future - His Supreme Lord Commissioner Super Chief Justice Phil.i.am Topp-Dog.QBT of the UltraMega Court (or Mandy to his friend)"

I guess depending on what does and does not past (present or future) with regardless to the UltraMega court Reh-a-form I guess Mandy will have whilst not having those tit-les



Saturday, February 6, 2016

Is there, was there, will there be any other methodology than QBT

NO whilst Yes Whilst MAYBE

Is there, was there will there be any, all none of the following:- 

  • FrAgile (Fake Agile of F%^& up Agile)
  • WAgile (Waterfall Agile)
  • AiNO (Agile in Name Only)
  • PiNO (Prince in Name Only) 
  • PMBoK (Project Management Body of Knowledge or PM B0110x)
  • SCuM (Senseless Clueless underhand Management)
  • RigidSphere (Right I Get I dummies Spending Pounds Right Earner)
  • MtSmP (Managing to Spend millions of Pounds)
  • ADDwC (Agile Digital Delivery with Cyber)
  • QBT (Quick Beat Time)
  • Lean (what you do with a ladder and a wall)
  • KanBan (Kim ANd Bum All Natural)
  • SA (Scalable Agile)
  • DAD (Disciples of Agile Delivery)
  • LeSS (Large Scale SCuM (See above for SCuM))
  • MoRE (Moore's Law Really Experimental)
  • JIT (Just Information Technology (don't involve the business))
  • JFDI (Just For Dummies Institute) 
  • M_o_R (Mismanagement of Risk) 
  • MCAD (Madeup Cyber Agile Digital) 
  • CHAMPs (Change Helps Agile Managers Perform)
  • ITIF (In Time It Fails)
  • KoBIT (Knowledge of Broken IT)
  • DSDM (Dont Swear at the Dungeon Master) 
  • OPT (One Person Thoughts, or Open Performance Treaty, or Only Purple Truth)