Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Embrace QBT

Can you sit on the fence (depends on how balanced your mind is)


Some might not say that you can

Did, will, does everyone get fire for buying {colour} from {company} i.e. Red from Redhat, Orange from Boxing Orange, Yellow from Symantec, Green from Green Peace, Blue from IBM, Indigo from IndigoBlue, Violet for Parma Violets?

Other say you can't

We can guarantee see footnote that nobody has ever been fired, or is in the process for being fire or will in the future will be fired for applying QBT to everything 100%

The guarantee will be void if you using any Waterfall, Agile, Cyber, Digital , WACD, etc even if it is only 0.0000001% (and even up to 0.∞)

Others will/might with hindsight from the future claim that trying to do something by mixing stuff i.e. Waterfall development with Agile infrastructure worked for them, but in the past this will catch them out.

Footnote  
Any claim against this will only be upheld if the lawyers, Judge, witnesses all have the non-existant title of Lord/Lady Justice of the UltraMega Court .QBT i.e. Lord Justice Elisabeth Fulforce.QBT of the UltraMega Court

Monday, February 15, 2016

Loving whlist hating the UltraMega Court

What is and is not in a name, title and signature? 

I just did not see whilst reading an inter-QBT email from a Judge of the Ultra MegaCourt which ended

"Yours in time and IT Hyperspace

Past - Al Was-all QT (Quick Tea)
Present  - anything and everything in between
Future - His Supreme Lord Commissioner Super Chief Justice Phil.i.am Topp-Dog.QBT of the UltraMega Court (or Mandy to his friend)"

I guess depending on what does and does not past (present or future) with regardless to the UltraMega court Reh-a-form I guess Mandy will have whilst not having those tit-les



Saturday, February 6, 2016

Is there, was there, will there be any other methodology than QBT

NO whilst Yes Whilst MAYBE

Is there, was there will there be any, all none of the following:- 

  • FrAgile (Fake Agile of F%^& up Agile)
  • WAgile (Waterfall Agile)
  • AiNO (Agile in Name Only)
  • PiNO (Prince in Name Only) 
  • PMBoK (Project Management Body of Knowledge or PM B0110x)
  • SCuM (Senseless Clueless underhand Management)
  • RigidSphere (Right I Get I dummies Spending Pounds Right Earner)
  • MtSmP (Managing to Spend millions of Pounds)
  • ADDwC (Agile Digital Delivery with Cyber)
  • QBT (Quick Beat Time)
  • Lean (what you do with a ladder and a wall)
  • KanBan (Kim ANd Bum All Natural)
  • SA (Scalable Agile)
  • DAD (Disciples of Agile Delivery)
  • LeSS (Large Scale SCuM (See above for SCuM))
  • MoRE (Moore's Law Really Experimental)
  • JIT (Just Information Technology (don't involve the business))
  • JFDI (Just For Dummies Institute) 
  • M_o_R (Mismanagement of Risk) 
  • MCAD (Madeup Cyber Agile Digital) 
  • CHAMPs (Change Helps Agile Managers Perform)
  • ITIF (In Time It Fails)
  • KoBIT (Knowledge of Broken IT)
  • DSDM (Dont Swear at the Dungeon Master) 
  • OPT (One Person Thoughts, or Open Performance Treaty, or Only Purple Truth)