Cross rail dimensional dining

Having missed out on the fine dinning experience on the train back to the West Country. I was both astonished, surprised, disapointed and appreciative of being served Quantum Bubble Tea by the stupendously psychotic bunny boiling serving wench. The subsequent journey resulting in me arriving before I left, 10 minutes late. Well done to the mighty train operators for clearly having adopted a most marvelous programme delivery process.